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“In 1956, Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. described the Girl Scouts as a ‘force for desegregation.’ In 1969, Dr. Dorothy B. Ferebee served as the first black vice president of Girl Scouts USA. Then Dr. Gloria Scott was chosen as their first black president in 1975.”

I guess Chipotle’s always looking for new ways to make people sick.

I thought the most harsh you could get with “Bless your heart” was to say it to someone’s face, but I was wrong; the true nuclear move is to say it to a reporter doing a Vanity Fair profile they will DEFINITELY read

That’s so insulting to terriers, cocker spaniels and shih tzus though. Those are all adorable breeds!

“I love the old days.” That’s what it’s all about. The old days, when you could just put non-white people in their place and they had to take it. That’s what they miss. They want to be able to continue the crushing oppression of yesteryear.

Trump doesn’t even bother me anymore. It’s his fan base that scares the fuck out of me.

I know. All I’m saying is, if he’s so aggrieved, he should cancel the contract and sue her for defamation. After all, he has testimony of her saying he didn’t drug her and have sex with her. Unless he’s full of shit of course.

Gosh, Luke. If you've been so wronged by Kesha, surely you could just cancel her contract and wash your hands of her. Unless you enjoy prolonging contact with her against her will.

A good teacher once told me... look at the last thing you wrote; put it first, and delete all the rest. I still haven’t learned that, and neither has that jerk.

“I didn’t rape her. Want Proof?! Look at this completely unrelated incident, that is in no way similar to mine.” - Dr. Luke.

*This message was brought to you by men, The Rational Gender.


Maybe he should have just sent the last tweet?

Incorrect, my GSP is Best in Show/has no time for your shit

Hello Ladies...

My GSP niece says, “Derp.”

His handler chose the wrong pocket!

We were told Great Dane/hound but hard to say with that shelter mutt! We aren't entirely sure he isn't a seal mix.

His mop-yarn extensions?

I think that’s probably true for anyone who is not terrible with money but you don’t get $53 million in debt without being fucking terrible at saving/paying off what you owe. I don’t think someone can accidentally get $53 million in debt because hard time/bad luck, ya know?

I’m rooting for Rubio to win the GOP nomination only because it’d be amazingly ironic if Trump got dumped for a younger, hotter candidate.