it wasn’t exactly “playable” at any point, in the sense that there was barely any “game” between the nice music and graphics. that stuff should be 4k on a big tv, not on whatever long-obsolete iphone i had when it launched. real pacing issues killed what should have been the best thing on my phone.

harris wittels said it best - “Wheat Thins? Call me when they’re Wheat THICKS! Gimme that wheat!”

nae limmy means youse dunno what youse is talkin aboot

they have the supremely talented Heather Anne Campbell on the writing staff. why not reboot the show, rule 63 the thing. “Ricki and Martha.” HAC, a world-class comedic improviser in both roles. They’ve circled the infinite multiverse thing without really using it too much, why not get stuck in and show us some…

i hadn’t seen or thought about laddergoat in at least a decade. what a joy. it’s such an uncynical example of Content versus the stuff one thumbs through idly on one’s platform of choice in 2023. it’s not *really* performative in the way everything is these days, it’s just a person having a genuine giggle fit. reader, …

hello to all the contrary pedants who pushed their glasses up their nose, snorted, and got to work being snotty in the replies!

i was about to buy a series S at easter till it was announced that they’d stomped on the gonads of the emulation stuff

what’s most surprising to me is that no one from a 2010 ensemble film cast has been leper-level-ostracism cancelled in 2023

would’ve been nice to see a cursory mention of Lords of Midnight on the Spectrum, as it was clearly so intended to be an LOTR game, at least in spirit.

bring back the chicken premier

yeah it’s a really selfish, stupid stunt to pull.

i tuned out once the initial run ended and this guy came on the mic to commentate this hoax video. seemed to me to be an uncool person and that’s all but confirmed by this revelation and the statements they’ve provided. a charity event like GDQ is not your time to sling some shit with a prank like this.

big disagree. a lot of the npcs look terrible and most of the environments are blandly brown-and-bloom, like some many games from that era.

having seen what can be achieved with them, i’m surprised to not see tekken 6/7 on this list!

samus in dread is full of subtle, but palpable personality. the cutscene direction is excellent, the use of her eyes and movements to convey a given feeling or emotion really works. i think they did an excellent job giving her just the personality we always knew she had.

i think ideal chocolate storing temperature will be the reason my girlfriend finally snaps and murders me. the longer it takes to melt, the more fun your mouth has! at least with your average sugary milky chocolate from cadburys or whatever.

don’t repost rubbish non-stories from the sun of all places. the only place that rag belongs is in the bin.

i need bluray deets!

does it really take that many words to wilfully misgender a person?

can’t believe there were no daddy Nier submissions