"Peralta, you're a genius."
"Oh my God. You said it."
"I heard you practicing in the men's room."
"Yeah that makes more sense."

Get some fucking nuts!

After last year's Macklemore situation, I thought IA would win. Eminem feels like the lesser if two evils.

At least Eminem and Kendrick Lamar won instead of Iggy Azlalea.

Reservoir Droids

Since when are Scottish people not white? All I know are.

A smile that lasts more than one and half seconds is a con man's ruse.

Deadwood

I was talking about the British conspiracy series, not the Fox reality show.

Utopia and The Honorable Woman

Isaac's been terrific in everything I've seen him in. It would have been great to see him get nominated last year.

Marriage is a racket!

Stop talking about your catering business!

You weren't born this way, were you?

Kendrick Lamar's hair and black contacts were a tribute to Method Man's debut album, Tical, which had its 20th anniversary yesterday.

He's hoping to be received with Open Arms.

I heard there was an uproar in The Office.

Something something Boston Legal.

The way he said the words in the "t" category was so weird.

I got an autographed baseball by (former) Mets SS Jose Reyes when I was a kid. Little did I know it would lead to the sad existence of being a Mets fan.