It’s rumored Maria’s writing her character to be the ante hero.

Michelle’s response to someone else was pretty funny:

I know what I want for christmas now

The only way this could get better is if by some cosmic twist one of those republican forced burial anti-abortion laws allowed the fetal remains to exhumed and DNA tested and proved categorically Trump was the father.

Series of poor life decisions made in this video:

Claire, you know it will end up like this.

To put it more compactly: if you change Obamacare’s name to Trumpcare but leave the rest of the program exactly the same, Trump’s poorly informed, cult of personality supporters will immediately reverse course and declare it the best thing ever.

“As mayor, what I would like to discourage is assembly,” Barnette said.

She seems to prefer order, no doubt about it.

Dull Surprise: The Video Game

This is great. David please forward me the contact information for the new owners. I am looking for a safe and quite place to have events for my motor loving friends. I am thinking a schedule like this. Hours would be 5 pm to midnight or later.

The HOA is gonna be super pissed about this.

Second:

Capitalism really does a number on some people.

Danielle Serini had the gall to send letters

I appreciate her commitment to actually sending letters. Like that’s some old school, “I’m gonna put a stamp on it” racism that you rarely see anymore.

Can we just start calling this the best game ever? This gets released on time, with basically no bugs, and is essentially a huge physics sandbox.

We know that lighting stops Army air and ground operations