Every major religion on earth pretty much says DON'T EAT PORK.

All seriousness - I'm a self confessed longtime iHater - but really If ANYONE is the biggest evilest most soul suckingest thing on earth right now it HAS to be Google - they make MICROSOFT look like a poor old nun feeding the homeless...

YAHHAHAA!!! BLAHHABLABBADY BLAHHH!!! ANDROIDBLAAAHHAAA!! OPENSOURCE COMMUNITY YAHADDABLAHHBLAAAAQ!

lolol.. exactly...

"Philips Fizz"

So... how does who work out who owes what ?

"Starting at just over a mere $11,000"

"Or, perhaps more accurately, there's a long-standing history of interpreting them as such"

Anyone who complained about the autonomous self help equipment can go stick one up their rear Jesus, I love your work, and anyone who cant handle a bit of internet with their coffee can go live in a cave & suckit!

This is why I don't have kids...

In my mind, this is how I see this ending...

What we are dealing with here is a total lack of respect for the law...

*headache*

Wow, smart comeback, so smart you utterly missed the point.

Dear Molly Oswaks,

An advanced nano-lathe construct that render the internet to physical matter.

Yes, now days they call it progress...

"and attempted to fix the engine"