From my time in the military, whenever a mass snafu happens, its almost always blamed on training deficiencies. What that means to the common member: you’re working 12's and the weekends for the foreseeable future.

- It’s a training exercise. Never know when you need a shitload of armored vehicles for an invasion. Remember WWII?

It’s Texas. Not exactly an abundance of rock crawling like there is in more mountainous states. I live in Colorado, it’s a damn paradise for this stuff. But I grew up in Georgia — and I tell ya mudding is a damn fun time. Mud spewing everywhere, pulling friends out with a bigger truck, getting drunk by the…

Yes, absolutely. But you’re clearly a troll who is determined to deny it no matter what so I’m not gonna bother.

Jesus, that sucks. It’s sad that some group of doctors and marketers collectively decided that owning a new boat was more important than your dad’s life. I’m sorry.

Nice. A very right-wing coworker of mine (and facebook friend, sadly) is always bitching about this. Talking about “bootstraps” and saying that “if you can’t afford to pay for a doctor, maybe you don’t deserve one” and “why should I have to pay for someone else’s dick to get cut off???” (thinks Obamacare pays for…

Let’s get used to it folks - America is now a land of “3rd world states” and “1st world states”. I’m happy to say I live in a nice state - Colorado. If you find yourself among the unfortunate people that live in a regressive 3rd world state, I feel for you, and really hope you can find a way to escape to a nicer…

That’s what they call “gettin’ the white guy treatment”. You have specifically ask for the spicy mayo, since everyone knows that, as a white person, you cannot tolerate any spicyness.

People that buy things like the Hellcat are such a tiny minority of car buyers that they can be safely left in the dust of history. Most people want a car with a nice interior that is quiet and looks cool. Kind of sucks, but that’s the direction things are going. Think of yourself as a horse-and-buggy enthusiast in…

Another issue that needs to be addressed: access to electricity. The safety guy at my company (a defense company) recently told a guy he cannot run an extension cord from the hangar out to his Chevy Volt, citing company safety guidelines about extension cords (which is nonsense), and the fact that it’s the company’s…

Usually some religious nutjobs that fall into patriarchal arrangements, like a mini-cult. Generally, these men will have plenty of money and the desire to use it on status symbols like expensive nonsense.

“I’ll have extra mayo, please... but not too spicy!”

rural area that is 50/50 my ass. Next time you lie, make it slightly more believable.

Someone copy-pasted it elsewhere, but basically the law is so broad and vague that they kind of had no choice? I guess? But if it’s me I’m saying “fuck the law, idiots. Not guilty all day, suck it”

Do you live in a heavily blue state? Probably. Tell ya what - move out of the city and go to some rural shithole where right-wingers live. That’s how we de-gerrymander it. It’s YOUR fault too, buster.

Am I the only fucking one that would say “fuck the law, here’s what is right” and refuse to convict based on some bullshit broadly-written law designed to give the government tyrannical powers? Does everyone turn into a robot as soon as they go into that room or what?

Who cares what the version number is? The game is quite playable now and at least worth the money. I’ve put many hours into this game, and it was definately worth the 30 bucks by far. Compare that to some AAA game with a 5 hour long campaign you play only once and then put down forever.

It’s newb friendly... but not on the official servers. Find you a good unofficial server where they have admins that clamp down on stuff like spamming and griefing. If you try and start out on an official server you’ll probably be wiped out by some guy with a max-level T-Rex almost immediately.

There are infinitely more “swinging dongs” in video games than exposed female genitalia. What are you even talking about?

Because they’re exactly the kind of entitled brats that propagate our shitty economic system.