Yeah nope. Picky eater here, I went to bed hungry many nights because I don't eat most things. Kids will starve themselves before they eat stuff they don't want.

You should try fried cheese curds.

You know what - at this point I'll take just about any cheese that has been breaded and fried.

Aww, you don't sound like a bad flower girl.

My cousin was getting married in the gazebo of a local park, and her son was the ringbearer. Short ceremony, 15 minutes maybe, so we all stood in a circle. (Best wedding I've ever been to, for the record). Her son, the little shit, spent the entire time dicking around with the box the ring came in. Meanwhile, both…

Not quite the same, but my brother used to work at this burrito place with a bunch of highschoolers, none of which needed the job, they were all from well off families that knew the owners. You know, the kids who only have jobs because mommy an daddy think it'll build character to see how the "less fortunate" people…

Small rural communities can develop a very interesting type of sociopathy.

THEY HAD IT COMING!

Rule #1 of the internet: everything is Illuminati. Triangles. Middle Ages. The number 4. Egypt. Ying/Yang. People in profile. Eyes. Squares. Dry ice.

"Well, you never know. I'm a very important person. I sell monogrammed coffee thermoses."

I'm currently in an H. After I'm done nursing, I'm going the surgery route, I'm so freaking done. (Caveat: every few years I'll say I'm going to do it, then I look at all the before & after photos of the scarring and and freak out. )

I lost 20 lbs and the boobs stayed the same size. When I jog if I don't wear 2 bras I look like a Russ Meyer movie. A reduction sounds good to me.

As a big-chested woman, my experience is not that I don't exercise because of my boobs, but rather that the type and intensity of exercise I choose to participate in is different than what it otherwise would be.

Without Rapunzel getting killed, we aren't going to get "Last Midnight" either.

1). That photo makes me so damn happy I might make it my desktop wallpaper,

You want to have an enlightening experience? Go to a baking supply store and find the decorations aisle. There are so many shimmering and sparkling things to put on baked goods.

quick, someone get a clip of Bernadette Peters saying "SOME of us don't like the way you've been TELLING IT" because this is bull to the power of shit.

This was the first Sondheim musical I ever loved. I am so irrationally mad about this movie news. Hell, they might as well just have had a musical episode of Once Upon a Time, the way this is going.

Shit, do they still make Jolt Cola? That was the superfuel that informed my teenaged years... AND I TURNED OUT JUST FUCKING FIIIIINE *fweeee*

Nobody who has ever worked in a public library is surprised as this. One of my first duties as a public librarian was to go around and catalog the bullet holes in all our windows. It was a good day when we only had one emergency call at a time. Once we had every emergency service there-police, fire, EMS and the bomb…