The concept of Jim Norton alone in a recording booth with complete autonomy and nothing to do fills my heart with icy terror.

That's what my plagiarism lawsuit against Groot says.

Yeah, then how come there's a Smokey and the Bandit 3? Huh, smart guy?

The sheer amount of swear words I dedicated to those fucking minecarts stand as a sharp disagreement with that sentiment.

There's surely at least one Filipino dwarf who can act, right?

I'm gonna say yes, this idea made me cringe and the picture didn't help. I still dread hearing him do the voice.

Woof, I no longer feel pity for Peter Dinklage having to play second-fiddle to Gary Oldman on his knees in Tiptoes.

I wanted a 28 Weeks Later sequel, but not like this.

The solution would seem to be to ban the sale of horses to slaughter unless they can be verified to be clean, which should be fairly simplistic in this day and age since meat can be tested for basically any medication, antibiotic, or vaccine that makes them unsafe for human consumption.

If you're paying $40 for a buggy unfinished game then you're already getting a $30 discount compared to industry standards.

The Wes Craven one? That movie is bananas, it's an entertaining kind of bananas but it is an 80s Wes Craven movie from stem to stern. Alan Moore's run is way headier than anything that Warner Brothers would ever try and none of the better takes on the character are going to work in 2-2 1/2 hour movie. There's…

Is it too late to call Guillermo Del Toro back? He's done with his current film now, right?

If history has taught us anything it's that Swamp Thing cannot sustain his own movie.

I don't know about sasquatches but I know that my obsession with skinning ever single animal I killed amounted to me standing atop what amounted to a mass grave at one point.

In fairness Far Cry 3 was released after Far Cry 1 and 2, which were nothing special.

But killing bears in Red Dead Redemption just summons more bears, so if anything you've overpopulated them.

It mostly has cult appeal but it still got the material more "right" than most video game movies, especially for the time. It's dumb but it's a sort of halfway competent, fun dumb.

I'd hire the guy who directed nothing but Event Horizon, Soldier, and Mortal Kombat in a heartbeat.

Well if they're following the example of the previous game all the cutscenes will be rendered from in-game models, so that's not really too bad.

You're not wrong but I could totally see this movie 10 years ago with Cedric the Entertainer in the Will Ferrell role and Mike Epps as Mantzoukis.