You'll need an SNES emulator but if you track down a fan-translated rom of the Squaresoft game Bahamut's Lagoon, it's very close to the same game.

This is a completely false and delusional notion but I always felt that's because after the second game they stopped letting you explore in-between battles. That menu-based shit is for the birds.

It's always heartwarming when spouses insist on participating in extramarital affairs.

Hey, fuck you old man! My razor scooter will always be cool!

I kinda get where he's coming from here, it's not so much the reaction that's offensive but just that we're still doing material of the caliber of old Three's Company episodes where the joke is basically "Two guys doing it, how crazy is that?!" Arguably the joke is actually about the extremely uncomfortable idea of…

Ironically, in the scene in question, where Cohen and Strong jerk off an elephant and are literally covered in buckets of semen, neither one of them seems particularly upset about it. At best they seem annoyed that it keeps getting in their eyes.

I've also learned form this review and from his review of Your Highness that Rabin maybe doesn't quite understand what "gay panic" is.

Counterpoint: Rabin was the last bastion of AV Clubbyness left on this website, honestly if not for the only comments section that doesn't make me want to lay facedown on the ground and scream as loud and as long as I can, I wouldn't even come here anymore.

So… is white washing not an issue when the white person is a dwarf? Because there are two paths this can take, Dinklage plays Herve as he would any other role and handles the role with dignity (or as much dignity as one can have when playing a mentally insane man known to pull a gun on people seemingly at random) and…

The Beastie Boys, for one.

Ah, Cosmopoliton, a formerly reputable publication that sold out until the point that they have become a punchline to jokes about trashy worthless magazines. This is the Ghost of Christmas Future for you AV Club, get your shit together!

I think they'd probably agree, it's arguably the whole point of their act.

In sense but not really, they're in on the joke which I'm 99% sure ICP aren't and they're not secretly trying to convert their fans to evangelical Christianity.

Negan is charasmatic and anti-rape, he's already got two qualities that make him a more viable leader.

Not even Four Little Diamonds and Don't Bring Me Down?

Hey now, I won't hear a bad word against Surrender. And while Mr. Blue Sky isn't one of ELO's better songs it's still preferable to Spirit in the Sky.

Probably because the second book is a million times better than the first.

I think the first season was better than Savage Season, but in fairness I don't think Savage Season was a very good book. I was super excited about Mucho Mojo so I was more than a little bit incensed when the entirety of that novel's plot took a backseat to Brian Dennehy and Not-Ned Beatty. That the big dramatic…

Yeah Williams is great, even though I feel like he was cast entirely because of Omar. I can practically see the meeting, "We need to cast an African American male actor who can play a tough-as-nails gay black man who has a bizarre obsession with a sweet snack food item and an effeminate hispanic boyfriend."

Well, I mean, Bubba Ho-Tep already exists. (Admittedly it's not remarkably better than the novella and follows it almost religiously, but it is better)