The puppets have larger hands.

I'm legit excited about this movie. With the team behind Wither at the helm and S. Craig Zahler writing, not to mention a fair budget on this project this movie stands to be good so long as the film-makers can handle it and Charles Band keeps his filthy hands out of it.

Dollman was a hoot and Tim Thomerson was great in it, it was the only Albert Pyun movie I can watch and not be oppressively bored by. Similarly I loved Demonic Toys, it's a lot of goofy fun and shows how David Goyer is perfectly talented when in his natural element. Dollman vs. Demonic Toys, however, is a pretty…

There's one that is literally only made of clips from the previous films.

Mother Boxes were part of the New Gods series which was written by Fantastic Four and half-of-all-the-popular-superheroes creator Jack Kirby. Kirby gave everything really stupid names and then made everything disproportionately cool in an inimitable way. The creepy winged things are called Parademons, the Parademons…

Be honest, could there ever really be a worse Escape From New York remake than Escape From L.A.

They're too busy fighting the "oppresive left", once that's done the great Conservative Redneck/Neo Nazi/Crazy Shack-Dwelling Libertarian circle jerk will end and they'll devour each other like hungry dogs.

Both films are gory and they don't cut away in the manner of most movies but they don't quite linger on it like the Hostel or Saw films. The roughest bits are insinuated in much the manner of the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre, but they're insinuated in such a disgustingly drawn out way that even if you saw nothing…

I think that has been established, yes.

I said if it were released in 1992 not if it was 1992 currently. Shout Factory makes bank putting out plenty of warts-and-all classics that are celebrated to this day. I know that my unironic love of Robot Jox is not an anomaly by a wide margin. 3 of the 4 Transformers movies are no worse than many of the cult hits…

And goofy cult movies like the ones made by Empire pictures are, if anything, more popular now than they were then.

The Transformers movie posters are nothing special, the movies themselves however are no better or worse than various cult films of the 80s and 90s (including the actual animated Transformers movie everyone actually does love). They're far more watchable than anyone wants to admit.

Now you're just selling the idea more.

I mean, I guess you can blame the only show Yahoo Screen had that anybody actually wanted to watch for its downfall, or you could acknowledge that yet another streaming service that had basically nothing anyone wanted to watch except a cult show that got okay ratings sank the network and maybe even the fans of said…

That's like saying they screwed themselves by throwing a thimble full of lighter fluid on a house consumed in flames.

Where the hell is THAT reboot? A nerd who gets the internet downloaded into his brain and becomes a weirdo superhero in red underwear who makes inane pop culture references and non-sequitur jokes could not pick a better time to be alive.

Power Rangers in any form has only ever been good with an asterisk, but when it became Power Rangers in Space and they were looking cancellation in the face the showrunners just said, "Fuck it, we have no money and we're gonna get cancelled anyway let's just go for broke." It was the best writing in the series at…

Supergirl should've aired on the CW to begin with, it's tailor-made for their demographic. It'll be fine.

And it's unconscionable that Yahoo could have failed at a business venture all by themselves, which is why we have the colloquialism "Hey, you should Yahoo that."

Yahoo Screen was doomed to fail from moment one, Community did little more than speed up the process.