What Putin doesn't realize is that this bellicose behavior and sabre-rattling is going to fire up militaristic sympathies in the west. The US may typically be slow to react to things, but one thing the the US never does is fail to react, and when it does, it's usually too far in the other direction. Be prepared, it's…

Come on Kinja, sometimes I'm pending aproval and Mr. zvf70629 (seems legit) here is kinja-approved

This made me laugh so hard, Diet Coke shot out my nose. Strangely though, I am drinking Sprite. Should I be concerned?

All of that warranty is gonna right in this general area. It will surely pay for itself.

and then you slam on the brakes. Hilarity ensues

I remember at a high school grad party one of the "veterans" of the high school party scene managed to pick up a girl at about 5 am and bring her to his truck for some extra curricular activities.

1st paragraph - cool. 2nd paragraph - not bad. 3rd - What the FUCK?!!!!!!

EWWWWWWWWWW. NAKIE GIRLS ARE GROSS ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU THINK THEY'RE HOT.

Too bad he didn't have a Range Rover Sport. I have heard that those things can take care of a group of bikers with little issue provided there is no traffic in front of them.

Some great Audi recommendations but the Audi S8 takes the cake for me. 5.2L V10 hung out in front of the front wheels in the same great Audi fashion.

I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says shenanigans!

I want this but I will not be spending any money on it until it works with my Logitech racing wheel, like they said they would support originally but later changed their mind. Put it back or face no money from me.

Pack it up and go home everyone. This guys wins.

I think this is the first time that Top Gear has really been in danger. Sure the Iraq episode had some dangerous elements, but they were in a military protected area and were not "Priority" targets to the enemy. Even the US road trip with the rednecks was a bit scary, but no real imminent threat minus some angry…

That sentence double-spacing should be a felony.

Screw your 'special someone', buy me a Citroen DS instead.