I finally got wise and just started buying all the cool shit from third party sites instead of paying for keys. Looks like I made the correct choice based on these rates! Woof!

I left the game after probably 100 hours or so (I had 200+ in D1) and I haven’t looked back. I even bought the expansion pass and haven’t even played the new content yet. It doesn’t make sense how this keeps happening.

I wear the exact same size as you and yeah, it’s a pain in my ass. I got a gift card to Zappo’s for Christmas so I could buy these dope Johnston and Murphy chukkas... NOPE. Took four returns and four different “wide” shoes before I could find a pair that fit. DUMB FEET, GAWD!!!

Oh god, a water area. Please god, no. No, no, no, nooooooooooooooooo!

WOOOOO! Finally made it with my Torbjorn clip! Thanks Chris!

I think the only sensible thing to do here is to get a DeLorean because your last name is DeMuro. I mean, c’mon.

Fuck that. Fuck that so fucking much.

http://knoxville.craigslist.org/cto/5276783718…

The struggle is all too real.

So much Nathan Fillion! He’s sooooooo good!

Mine has to be when I worked there for 10 years.

So I just bought a 2003 Wrangler at the beginning of April... I don’t double park it (fuck that) but I will go out of my way to park far away from other cars to avoid getting fucked over by some douchebag who can’t open their door properly. So the other day I went to the movies and parked under a tree in some shade…