so she’s the human Tiger King.

people seem to just be “props” to him. he sucks.

imagine sporting events? that could be fun, especially if the leagues leaned into it and provided specialized content for the theaters.

there is a drive in where i live in the bay area and they are shut down during the pandemic...why, i d not know. they could easily practice social distancing.

you seem like you’d be fun at parties.

my wife and i are 39. she was supposed to get her iud out in mid feb but had to delay appt for some reason or another..now, who knows when she’ll be able to get it out. we don’t really have the luxury of waiting this out, but guess we’ll have to.

i’m so sorry about your sister. i really am. take care of yourself.

Comment section from that Memphian article are fire 

I’m leaving my current job (which feels so fucking good to say!!) Current role is at a nonprofit subsidiary with as many as 13 employees in October 2018. When/if i go into work on Monday there will be 4 people there, all of whom give less fucks than me. Current job’s environment is awful/toxic/depressing (history: in…

THIS is who my daughter should be looking up to, not the celebrities who are famous for just for being famous! Thank you Ms. Combs for inspiring 

didn’t know i could laugh so early in the morning, but, thanks to you, i can.

can’t watch that shit. poor pup. 

the dancing in the trailer also spits in the face of physics, and i love it

so you have written

they still sell it. my kid likes it, the sick fuck.

i am here for this dude’s mentions

He went on to say that the “whole thing made me think about every date I’ve ever been on,” which in turn made him realize, “If this made not just me but other people be more thoughtful, then that’s a good thing, and that’s how I feel about it.”

i use google home to set a timer at home home or my phone when we’re out and about. the kids (5yo boy and 3 yo girl) seem to respect the google/phone timer and i’d say it works with ease 80% of the time...but that 20%, oy.

i hope my kids never see the things i have starred here.

“hanging out in the creek and doing Jell-O shots and shooting guns.”