LOL, ya think?

this dish never disappoints

da fuck?

i’m missing context here.  what do you listen to these days?  

an outbreak of scientology should justify a quarantine

this is bullshit. so awful. no one is asking whether phelps is terrestrial enough, and the guy’s a bit of an outlier as far as non-aquatic mammals go; did they ever tell Einstein, ‘yes, you can be up for tenure, but you’re gonna have to take a few bonks on the head first, it’s just not fair otherwise’. no, they did not

we tend to ignore things that don’t fit our mental model of how the world looks; no one will really be concerned about the flying tic tacs; and they are not even that. just a handful of pixels in a grainy video, with some vocal soundtrack

comey needs to fuck off to a far away place and stay there and then fuck off some more

so, if the brakes are toast, won’t the truck just start rolling back down this steep ramp? or is the sand supposed to catch it?  or will keeping it in gear prevent it from rolling back? 

i think you’re missing the point of this video

this depends on the intersection set up. for some the car is supposed to move to the right if safe, the cyclist goes around on the left

sure it sees more than you, if you don’t use your mirrors and suffer from actual tunnel vision

you need a very very sharp 8 or 10 inch forged knife and a cutting board

yup, make a mess, move on to make another mess

driving and texting should be punishable by roadside beatings

those headlights need to be slightly more upright

this is one bizarre love/hate triangle, this conway/conway/trump situation

blend into background grey

that’s quite the specimen of white superiority. i’m convinced!

It’s also the king of taxis.