but won’t there be like a million tesla self driving taxis by 2020, ready to pounce on unsuspecting cities?

immigrants are some of the softest punching bags around (what, they’re gonna vote you out of office - lol!), and shitting on them is more politically viable than stomping on puppies

listen up kids, unregulated capitalism kills

what, it’s just capitalism

If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon...

is there any point to any of this? you still have to sit there, behind the wheel, paying attention

how good will these things be at avoiding potholes and other, ahem, surface enrichments, because if you’re living anywhere where there’s snow and ice, and road repair budgets are woefully lacking, avoiding surface things is an integral element of getting you in one piece from point a to point b

ok, as long as he keeps an open mind to do what is in the best interests of his constituency and the country on the facts at hand when he’s called upon to vote

“realistically anything more than 500 HP is unusable in the real world”

both powerful women

you really should be resting your eyes only on the windshield, scan all mirrors every couple of seconds, and glance at the speedo from time to time

look, i’m sure that what happened was he and his crew were driving around, got lost or had car trouble, walked into the first or second establishment they saw, asked for help, and to make small talk while passing the time someone from his crew said, ‘btw, this man’s team just won the super bowl, give this man a hand’…

...and?

an “incredible feature”?  does daimler pay you guys to write this stuff?

sienna is a brilliant car

maybe he should stick exclusively to fashion?

a day in the life of a conservative in a position of some power:

... and like the lowest ground clearance of any suv, by the looks of it

we gonna bomb china now?  

you’re right. that totally did not go from a bit of smoke to complete shitshow in about an hour