You’re allowed to keep the ones you already own.

I’d say here its Cowboys > College Football > Rangers = High School Football (I live in Fort Worth but one or the other might be mixed dependent on which city) > Mavericks > Stars > Getting Hit by a Car >>>>>>> FC Dallas

Is this “Let’s forget some guys!”

He does not rise to the level of butt.

Jeff Green has had maybe the most hilariously fascinating career in NBA history. He is perpetually on the trading block as both the cause of all his current team’s struggles and the solution to all his next team’s struggles.

Man bag my ass. This is a purse!

Man bag my ass. This is a purse!

Neutral: Does SEMA Matter If You’re Not In The Industry?

So you saying Jesus Christ can’t hit a curve ball?

How did that dildo make it from the field to the deadspin comments section to post that response?

I’ll bet no one saw anything like this coming. Usually these public/private partnerships are great for both parties and a real positive for the surrounding community.

This one. I think it will be on the lot awhile.

Tom, now I’m taking personal offense to your posts. I hereby challenge you to a dual! Step outside, mister!

The Sixers realized that they don’t matter.

“Hansen could pursue an NHL team”

No matter how this game ends, never forget Pete Carroll is a 9/11 truther piece of shit. Fuck that guy.

Way to be that asshole

Ellery Lake and Goldilocks on Tioga Pass 120. Spent four days crossing 13 passes throughout the Sierras.

Fuck Carmichael Dave.

You gonna leave the Texans off that list? Roethlisberger-less Steelers ain’t gonna help either. And the Packers are surprisingly un-fun to watch so far this year. The Raiders just lost by 16 at home to that bad Chiefs team. I think you can get to 25 shitty teams.

Buys $900 phone... shouldn’t have to buy a $12 cable.