people have started posting “drive like your kids live here” signs on their front yards.

Mark Sanchez has studied this photo for several hours. And that was before he knew there was a question about missing legs.

Asshole didn’t replace his divot.

Rural whites who want a return of manufacturing jobs aren’t delusional to want them to return. It would be great if that somehow happened.

They just lifted the Shelter in place and are saying that the scene is secure.

nah

“Although I’m sure his replacement would be almost as bad so it’s cold comfort at best.”

This isn’t a bug. This is the Make America Great Again DLC pack for the Sims.

Even if she hyphenates she’ll still be the most Awesome-Hernandez around.

Meanwhile I’m four years into getting a Petroleum Degree and I entered the major right after the launch of the Model S pretty much.

I wholeheartedly reject this idea. The GOP has done nothing to warrant being treated by anything less than children. They’ve fucked this country up since 2001 and have brought it damn near to a standstill since 2009. They get nothing. They don’t get points for losing their campaigns and standing by this clown for so…

The two country divide actually started when Lincoln let the Confederates off the hook after the war and just let them integrate back into society sans any real punishment. There should’ve been trials, hangings, and bannings of Confederate symbols and memorials.

I saw this on the interwebs somewhere - not sure who it’s attributed to - but god damn it is spot on and worth a re-post elsewhere.

Extra pussy grabbing gloves?

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

I’m glad my mental image of him was 100% correct. His name was even Brandon.

Worst or best?

A presidential candidate just suggested that the American public should watch a sex tape.

Ted Cruz combines the charisma of a mortician with the political savvy of the kid who wears a suit while running for high school class president.