That’s because you weren’t using Gary Payton!

I liked Fever Pitch as well.

I trust the ump on this one. He’s been part of the game for a very long time.

Not sure what Daniel Descalso did to tick you off, but the D-backs are content with his .267 average, 7 HRs, 36 RBI. The Mets would be lucky to have him.

No, Florimon inherited the 1-2 count and then struck out (for real, counting as an out) but the K in the stat book goes against Hoskins since he was the one to begin the at-bat.

Armenian, no doubt.

“...that’s a story” -Lucky Number Slevin

woof.

Just when I think you couldn’t possibly be any dumber...

Rumor is you’ll routinely rue the day that you left kangaroos off of this rudimentary list, ruining it.

So impressed. Bettis is incredibly cool, calm and collected.

Until Moda Health bought the naming rights and it became the Moda Center.

I’m in!

Not all of the D-backs unis are bad! (But some are)