omg “sweet smelly fatty fats” is so funny but painfully accurate and now i feel like the ghosts of all of my labs are waiting for me outside of my bedroom door. “Please let us in, we just want to fart on you one more time.”

I feel like it would turn my boobs into two disobedient obese housecats who keep running off into inconvenient directions when I need them to sit still.

Yeah, if Borat would wear it, no one else should.

hmmmmmmmm, though it’s sort of adorable to imagine a version of me that would stop doing something simply because my boyfriend wanted me to, that’s not what happened here.

Dude.

How could I not?

WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE ASKING DREW FOR CLEANING ADVICE I AM RIGHT HERE

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I THOUGHT THE SAME THING!!!

Chili Cook Off

It's me. I am the Fendi squirrel.

I just wanted to come here and say that I signed up for Jez’s newsletter because the guys at Deadspin said the first site to get so many subscriptions get a pizza party.

It strikes me that teens in the 50's actually looked like they were 50.

Best movie review ever. Madeleine I just want to read all your high movie reviews. IS THIS A SERIES? CAN IT BE? PLEASE? You could have Jezebel buy your weed. How awesome would that be?

I mean, it’s the kind of innuendo where “saucy buns” provokes a mild groan. About that level of scandalous.

The Great British Bakeoff is amazing. I’ve been binging it all week, watching Series 6. The only season on Netflix is PBS season 1, UK series 5, and the next season to come to Netflix will be PBS season 2, UK series 4 (weird, right?). So I’m watching all the ones around that so that I can binge on Netflix properly…

This comments section reads like freshman philosophy class. Good times.

I like vegetarians! Thanks, Woolley (the illustrator) is the evilest genius

And aircraft carriers are cutting-edge 1940s technology that are basically giant, expensive targets in any state-state conflict. A million-dollar cruise missile could conceivably take out a $6 billion dollar ship. They’re very good for force-projection and showing the flag, but they’re basically dinosaurs from three…

• Promise us that women will raise their period blood like they would any other child.

No matter what she does, time will march on and take its toll. Eventually you lose the “BOD”. But pizza. Pizza is eternal.