Here’s a quandary for y’all:

WHAT? WHY? OH MY GOD, STOP DOING THAT.

am p upset rn, not gonna lie

Hi all — figured replying to myself was the best way to post this. I had a really great time! Much better than I thought... People actually don't suck as hard as I thought :)

I have planned to go to reunions but never quite made it. 10th? I will admit I didn’t plan to go because life was going shitty. 15th? Pregnant, vomitey, and couldn’t face those assholes without a drink. 20th? Work injury, and, as it turns out, Vicodin is like Truth Serum for me. Bad combo. 25th? Maybe I was too old…

I can’t wait until she comes upon her Rider of Rohan eating some Chef Boyardee. She’ll shit a bale of kale.

Gary Busey LOVES acronyms (I spent a crazy afternoon with him once). He calls them his Buseyisms. Here is a little instructional video:

i think this is more why kids dont want adults...

I’m stealing this joke.

Everyone in my poly quad is within 4 inches height of one another. I just forwarded this article to my girlfriend and our two boyfriends with the subject heading “2016 goals?”

The things I never knew were a thing... this is AWESOME, thank you!

• Brad Pitt’s skin is so good because he eats a shitload of chia seeds.

Good advice, to be sure. But in this country?...

It’s Warren Zevon. He was brilliant, and it’s a song criticizing the evils of the “boys will be boys” mentality, and it takes it to its logical conclusion.

Whelp, this is the first time this year I’ve had to break this one out.