Or, you know, like this kinda mom

To quote my grandfather, non-watcher of sports and crotchety Detroit native:

Remember, not everyone has that long a life expectancy. I’m 48 and in lousy health (and have a great investment advisor).

that’s mr. brainwash for you. the douchiest ripoff “artist” of the century.

“911 what’s your emergency?

As a transwoman, I can definitely attest to society being more of a danger to us. When I was 24, I had my knees shattered as well as a few ribs, because some guys who were hitting on me, realized my “deception” as they called it. Not only were 3 guys working me over with a bat, and kicks, but there had to have been at…

I think it probably makes jenkem, but it's worth it.

Wow, trolling a troll makes an explosion!

Fuck yourself, PC idiot. So naive. We should actually nuke Muslims in every country, and make their urns out of pig hides. And then we should make a spaceship so powerful it can fly to heaven and nuke Allah. Bleeding hearts like you will doom us all to shanaya law.

This looks like the variety of wedding dresses I tried on in the late 80s. Taste had taken a vacation for a few years.

The only way you can tell it isn’t a tablecloth is from the pert bow at the waist.

This looks like the variety of wedding dresses I tried on in the late 80s. Taste had taken a vacation for a few years. :(

Mohamed’s 30,000 square-foot mansion in Bel Air might destroy the cliff it’s being built on,

The “not a burden” requirement goes for people over 55 generally.

You don’t really need to win the lotto.

Yep, agree totally on keeping your things clean and unbroken, but as someone whose doctor dad was into health food back in the seventies, I can tell you that enforced extreme diets will lead to nothing but resentment and Taco Bell.

Please note do not Google koala mating calls and just start randomly clicking on videos. You cannot unsee those things.

Hitachi is my jam. This little fellow is pretty great too: http://www.jimmyjane.com/form-2-vibrato…

I am active every day. I don’t call it working out, and it’s generally not going to the gym.