“Because I love my children and I want to be home on Sundays and Saturdays like most people doesn’t mean I’m for taking money from hardworking taxpayers to create a brand new entitlement program.”

If I had to go to rehab or was accused of alcoholism every time I fell and/or injured myself, I’d probably be BFF’s with Lindsay Lohan.

Preeeeeetty sure you love to be “that guy.”

Cancer-free! THIS IS AMAZING! Woo-HOO!

Me too. I got pretty much every side effect going, the gut stuff I’m still dealing with. It also pretty much devastated my life for about three or four years. I have good skin now, though, except for all the psoriasis (not caused by Accutane, just bad luck).

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with these people. It’s horrifying.

Taco Bell Chili Cheese Burrito

The finest microwaves.

I will always star comments requesting more Satan.

Passionately Made. Persistently Real. Confidently Enjoyed.

My first response, before even finishing the article:

I am on the FODMAP diet, which is referenced in the NY Times article linked. I like to try to clarify that the FODMAP diet suggests that some people are sensitive to the digestion of certain SUGARS (in the biochem sense, not the table sugar sense), in the case of wheat this is something called fructans. The FODMAP…

Yeah, I feel down that rabbit hole one night and was actually grateful my ex cheated with someone who was not an evil stepmother type. She’s dim but she’s nice enough to at least one of my kids.

Forget the parenting forums, try the step-parenting forums. I stumbled across one once and wow, do those ladies hate their step kids. They are vile.

I don’t go in parenting groups because I upset people for having the following views:

I'll take Scully too

WOULD

Love while you still have enough of a soul to give a fraction of it away, kids.

its Roseburg. It’s a white guy.

Her obtuseness is the caviar of beach garbage.