I think she’s the worst because in the Truly Outrageous stories you hear about wedding guests who steal the cake or start fights or whatever, they’re nine times out of ten drunk, high, or unmedicated. This person is a snotty snotty snot who is drunk on nothing but the sound of her own voice.

He’s DOING IT! He AGREED TO GO!

In the poll, you should have a “yes, she’s awful but I wish she was bitchier” option.

Plus, they’re just lesbian cows in college then they “straighten out” and marry a good bull.

I apologize for my graphic comment.

It feels good to not be alone.

More than one, sadly:

I went to a ren fair this weekend with MisterDisco and we bought some leather surcotes. Now the owner of the shop wants us to model his wares at the DC Fetish Ball. MisterDisco is leery of going, I think it will be fantastic.What say you?

(They do it on purpose, right? That could be fun, programming in the SKU abbreviations.)

Crush up an aspirin with a few drops of water to form a paste. Pat onto zit. Let sit until it dries, then gently brush away and dot on a light moisturizer. It should take the redness, swelling, and pain down significantly and help you stop fucking with it.

Ok, this is gross but so be it. I have what I can only describe as chronic candidiasis, and I need like, step by step points as to finally be free of the Yeast Beast. It ruins sex, which is basically the one thing in my life that doesn’t have to suck right now. Please, anyone. Help. It’s not even that it’s a bad,…

I used to have this problem. I would invest in a higher end BB, like one from Dr. Jart, that has benefici skincare ingredients and will cover up current activity areas without exacerbating the issue.

I have the opposite problem, I use coconut, avocado, and olive oils on my skin and they all sink in too fast! Give me all the grease!

I once baconed a tuna.

I love you.

Right there with ya. I now look like a Vulcan.

I saw Madonna live. I wore a deep black v-neck, a fitted blazer, khaki jeggings and black riding boots. With a rosary bracelet. I was feeling my Confessions on a Dance Floor Fantasy.

Ask Krusty the clown.

After reading the headline I assumed she was gonna do a Donita Sparks.