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That look is NEVER out of style...on FetLife. Which might be another nice present for 50 year old you ;)

I have a number of adult man friends who prefer shorts at all times. Their reasons include: being fat, riding a bike everywhere they go, and being covered in tattoos.

I’m the proud owner of a midsized teenager, and we live in mountain country. It be Winter here now. I can report with some confidence that the Kidz These Dayz are wearing the shit out of puffy coats, fleece, and proper boots. Not hats, because those are against dress code, but at least it’s not the Pink sweatsuit with…

IDK, saw a bit of that Rose conversation and Penn comes across as the most ego-addled delusional nutbag. I believe he believes his raisins are in fact stones.

Is...is that...Carrot Top?

*Pritiken High Five* Want to gorge ourselves on cabbage soup? It was a New Year ritual in my natal house. Oh the stink and farts. The cabbage soup for a week diet farts. I found it satisfying when that fucker Pritiken died young.

Hey, thank you. I’m older, and had the understanding that one has to prove they won’t be a burden to the system to be allowed. I appreciate your clarification-makes things seem within reach. We have an inshore cruiser and are looking for the right coastal city to base from. NZ tops the dream list based on climate and…

Thanks! NZ is on my wish list for when I win the Lotto :)

Your little city sounds nice. May I ask where, if it’s on the left coast? Me n the spousebot are relocating to somewhere warmer in the next little while, and I am currently scouting possibilities. Thank you~

I’d like to extend a hearty Fuck You to that person on your behalf.

Ooo, thanks!

I broke the hundred dolla model, in about 6 weeks. Dunno what that says about ME :)

If you like a med-low rechargable situation the Lelo makes some nice products but if you need moar buzz go for the Hitatchi Magic Wand. It’s a plug in, very powerful. They make a dimmer for it too, if you like variation. Avoid the gizmos that stick over the business end-mostly bogus IMHO :) Have Fun!

I accidentally applied for a job at the first one of these to open in my city. The owner had worded the ad to indicate ‘artist with teaching exp’, so I plied her with my portfolio and resume. She sent a snippy email in return-apparently I’m too much of an actual artiste to make a good paint and sip guide. For real,…

Fabulous! (don’t getchaself sued, that bitches estate is effing litigious)

Dee-clayun and Law-clayun, y’all!

I am in possession of a teenager and I can report that ‘Kai’ is a popular name of choice for nonconforming genderists. We have three right now.

LSD users are junkies? ARE YOU A COP?

I had not heard the connection with using it to get out of a bad trip, specifically, only extending the peak part of the experience-something about the vitamin C, I think? IDK, too bad there isn’t a Khan Academy or something for drug use. Maybe I could learn to do it better. Come in handy for my geriatric LSD…