Real life isn’t a fucking Aaron Sorkin show. There are no such thing as thunderous monologues that win the day.

It’s not clear to me how getting Mueller to make some public statements about his report that ran clearly counter to Trump’s characterization of it hurts anyone, and I haven’t seen anyone saying they thought this would be some Aaron Sorkin monologue-esque moment where Mueller scored a fatality on Trump’s Presidency…

imagine giving two fucks about what the american public thinks about anything

Who says there’s no good club soccer in July?

Who says there’s no good club soccer in July?

Here’s a solution. Get the fuck off of Twitter.

I knew a guy who spent a summer - two months! - in England, and came back with the accent. On top of that, he would say things like "Do you have any crisps, or as you would say, chips?" But after a couple of beers he'd forget and his Wisconsin accent was back.

This reminds me of the time when John Lennon was asked if Ringo Starr was the best drummer in the world and he responded that he wasn’t even the best drummer in the Beatles... that person was Zlatan.

Of course Europe makes you better. Spend five minutes with anyone who studied abroad and they’ll tell you.

95? *pfft* Dude— even Breitbart admitted that Donald Trump lost a hypothetical election poll to Megan Rapinoe, 42% to 41%. They tried to spin it as “look, the public has just as excited to vote for a soccer star as for any of Those Crazy Democrat candidates”, but it wound up just underscoring how Trump just can’t get…

Wow. A triumph of the reply.

You know what movie is great, Leni Riefenstahl’s Olympia. Now there’s a director who could stick to sports.

Trump debating Cardi B. (Simulation to illustrate impenetrable incoherence)

Exactly. The word racism has been rendered useless at this point.

Two days in a row with these extreme closeups of that disgusting moist face.

And HOW DARE she play a superhero? Why didn’t they choose one of the many superhero actors out there for that role. SERIOUSLY!

How many “anonymous” sources has Splinter relied on for the thoussnds of anti-Trump articles?

Weren’t you guys just recently gloating over anonymous sources that said Biden’s campaign was in disarray?

Do you hold this same position for anonymous sources who provide details on GOP doings?

The irony of anyone on Splinter giving a crap about journalism is so immense that if it had physical manifestation, it would form a neutron star.