bavarianbarbarian
The Bavarian Barbarian
bavarianbarbarian

Who took a crap in your Chevy Nova?

But what if they did work for their money? I mean not this.....person, but what about others?

Man, it sure would be nice if you could buy direct from the factory at that factory pricing, rather than having to negotiate a higher price from a middle man who really ends up doing nothing for you other than trying to sell you rust proofing and paint protection packages.

The laws and rights that you enjoy as an American were created and founded on Christian values. Both parties are corrupt with extremists on both sides. Aligning yourself with one party or the other is foolish. None of them give two shits about you.

Rawlings catcher’s leg guards? Those standard issue now?

Can confidently say that no one say that coming...

The term “hypercar” was designed when the 918, The Ferrari and the P1 came out?

“Supercars are designed to mess with G forces, hypercars are designed to mess with G strings.”
-Jeremy Clarkson, Top Gear season 9 episode 5, February 2007.

And that’s only the earliest reference I know off hand.

No, this is Usher in the age of the hyper hatch;

But do you give a driving fuck? Or a sailing fuck? How about a light jogging fuck?

“Just the tip.”

So michigan would look like Bam Margera’s ass from space?

If we did this in Michigan, Detroit roads would look like a dick farm from above

In a Red Foreman voice that periodically tells you ‘don’t be a dumbass!’

I’ve already seen a ton of comments saying how dumb it is for normal people to be driving super cars on a race track. Let’s get one thing clear: these exotic driving experiences are NOT track days. The first thing they tell you is that it is about having fun and not about racing. Any shmuck with a few hundred grand

She must have wrecked too, her pants are completely shredded, at least she was able to walk away.

For those of you heading over to YouTube, a warning... During the 1977 South African Grand Prix, Renzo Zorzi pulled his car off to the left side of the track, suffering from fuel issues. The car caught fire. (Zorzi was out of the car.) Two marshals ran across the track towards the fiery car, without permission.

Oh yeah. I suppose I should've advised viewer discretion for anyone looking for it.

Bears repeating...