Just voting against Clinton, because she’s establishment or whatever, is also patently wrong. Bernie is a long-term senator.

I hate the rowing machine and you should too. It’s like swimming, where your entire existence is based on your time - except it’s not your real sport and some kind of winter pain simulation.

You shake, hike your pants up enough that it covers your butt but not touches your butt and cowboy-walk (penguin-walk? Mary Poppins) to the nearest open stall. If people complain, and they are yet to complain, give them the stink eye.