Depending on how scary I think a movie is going to be, I will leave at least one light on. I rarely see horror movies in theaters for that reason, but It Follows, The Witch, and The Babadook are stylized non-scary horror films. Great and creative but not exactly terror-inducing even for a wilting lily like myself.

As resident Michael Bay expert here, he has done commentary tracks for the following: Bad Boys, The Rock, Armageddon, The Island, and Transformers. His voice is very cocksure, but he mostly discusses the actors and camerawork. If you're looking for him to sound like an asshole, it comes up rarely.

I refuse to lump Michael Bay in with Uwe Boll. The former has the budget and the sporadically applied knowledge to make a feature film. Bay also wouldn't make a film about Auschwitz.

I score that zinger a 9 out of 11.

I've seen them all. Where's my free sub?

My car never ran better than when I put four Die Hards on the rims.

May doesn't seem like the person to see what she isn't looking for. I can believe Simmons wouldn't rule out the possibility of an android, but save for Ultron and Vision, the MCU doesn't have a whole lot of robot people yet.

It's a Skywalker trait; Leia didn't seem too down about her planet being destroyed.

Wagner?

I'm from Canada, and they think I'm slow, eh?

That movie has my favorite tagline: FIRST IT CONTROLS YOUR MIND. THEN IT DESTROYS YOUR BODY.

Expect no trenchant insights or bon mots.

I remember as a kid my nani (grandmother) always eating these with company while they had tea. Really, most of my memories of my grandparents was having people over (as is the Muslim tradition), playing on really narrow stairs, and not mentioning pork. But yeah, I hated that fennel stuff, definitely an acquired…

NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD!

Even back in 2010 with Hang Cool Teddy Bear, Meat Loaf hasn't been doing too well. I couldn't even make it through that one, but of course Bat out of Hell and Dead Ringer are frequently ringing in my ears, so two out of three ain't bad.

I think everyone can relate to the thrill of smelling the windy heat coming off the desert plains as you hit a hundred octanes of sex when you head to your best gal before she throws herself off the turquoise peak of the largest tombstone in the Graveyard Between Heaven, Hell, and Love Itself.

I'm just glad that the Ding-a-ling kid was mentioned in the game. When can we get him?

Home Improvement was a traditional sitcom in a time when sitcoms were moving away from that tradition. Sentimentality and predictability was being written away by the likes of Married with Children, Friends, Seinfeld, and the like. Tim Allen was and still is about a simple view of masculinity which comes off as…

Thursday and Sunday episodes are based on a theme. Mondays are when classic episodes are shown with the other days having episodes from season 13 or later.

Choked with rage about brown people.