Heck, use that explanation to explain Indy's smirk at the camera when he reaches for his gun that's no longer there. His confidence comes off as cocksure and arrogant. Compare it to Raiders when he simply shoots the guy and doesn't so much as acknowledge the in-film audience. He's grown, and not just in chest hair.

I DON'T WANNA CLOSE MY EYES, I DON'T WANNA FALL ASLEEP 'CAUSE I'LL MISS YOU BABE, AND I DON'T WANNA MISS A THING

She was the tits.

As a fan of The Office, I agree.

I watch KotH nearly every time it comes on Adult Swim. Same if it's on a local channel, and I miss the afternoon showings from FX. It's really Mike Judge's understated masterpiece, and while I find the some of the last episodes lacking that Texan magic, the show deserved better than Fox's lackluster DVD releases. …

Democrats: We Can't Govern. We Hate Life and Ourselves.

I should hope that when (positive thinking yields positive dinking) I become famous and have handsome children, I will help them get in the door at the bottom floor. It's their job to climb the stairs.

Talking about politics without "e".

I consider myself a t-shirt connoisseur, and these are all excellent shirts. I don't usually go vintage, preferring either fantasy landscapes or irony, but I've been looking to expand my wardrobe to maximize my virility and speed in combat.

Dunkin' dose nuts in some ass, ya feel me?

Are two black men worth the same as an Asian woman and a white man? I'm not good at math.

But has anything even slightly unfortunate happened to you anytime after Puffy Smoke passed your path?

I heard it on the radio months ago, so I'm pretty cool.

I shouldn't have taken advice from "Seventeen".

That last season is one of the best seasons of any show I have ever seen.

If you like being disgusted by incest, check out The Loud House fan art.

I shared one with my parents and aunt, and between the four of us, each slice was about the size of a regular donut. Did you try the Buzz Cola or Duff Beer?

"Well, maybe I should send YOU to St. Louis!"

Are you kidding? I still think I'm a mouse! I'm a mouse, foxontherox!

I think I could pull off the cape-and-gloves look. It would go well with my sword and scabbard. Gettin' laid, am I right?