batwaynebruceman
Batwayne Bruceman
batwaynebruceman

If Legion proved anything to me, it’s that the studio that made Watch Dogs 2 needs to be the only studio that makes Watch Dogs.

Personally I find the whole Blunt weapon situation rather interesting, they explain why beam weaponry is pretty much obsolete due to the large scale war 100+ years prior vs huge A.I controlled mobile armours using heavy beam weapons, to which they had developed “nanolaminate armour coating (NLA)” to basically negate

Lightning Returns.
Followed by Lightning Forever.
Further followed by Lightning & Robin.
Then there will be a decade-long hiatus before Lightning Begins.

Weird how these guys' egos got hurt from your article XD Thanks for this note, mate, cause F GG

A speedrun category with an essay round sounds legit entertaining

You clearly have a very interesting perspective. Could you elaborate on how my ego issues are manifest in this article, to the degree that they are the only reason this article exists? 

OMG yes. But also a toggle for "There's a 6yo literally climbing on me while I'm playing."

The BEST part is that the same nerds crying about how “Game Journalists can’t play games” all cite the exact same like, *four* examples and that’s it. Every time. It’s all they have.

The Final Fantasy ports have triple speed and an invincibility button. I had 100 spare hours to play a game like that when I had a summer vacation. I don’t get those anymore. So having that option is probably the only chance I have of playing these games again.

I know everyone says this about Soulborne games but let me tell you: as someone who absolutely ADORES Lovecraftian visuals, creeping dread, and general oppressiveness but also someone who banged his head against Father Gascoigne for a fucking week straight, I would absolutely embrace a slider that let me throttle down

Lots of places that sell spicy food let you order how spicy you want it. Giving that option takes nothing away from the people who prefer it spicy. 

I do hope they do more to help stem the tide of those who are joining to follow/troll/harrass/get internet points with Asmongold’s stream.  Him streaming caused havoc on Aether last night in regards to login queues and world transfers.

As someone who only a week ago bought the game as I enjoyed watching cohh carnage play it. IT IS REALLY GOOD!! JESUS CHRIST WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME YOU CAN PLAY THIS ALMOST COMPLETELY SOLO

Littlefinger in Game of Thrones is particularly ridiculous in this regard. He is constantly talking in a hushed, intense voice.

I agree. It’s still not as grizzled as Cockle’s performance, but sounds twice as forced. He just needs to find his inner tiredness, and settle on whatever that voice is.

Considering his seating position, I think this is low-key suggestive of exactly that. The marketing team said, “How can we show someone playing Switch on the toilet without showing them playing Switch on the toilet?”

Literally the first thing I thought when I saw this. 

I’ve been commuting 10 hours a week since Nov 2019.

Yes, even during the height of the pandorama.

Yes, even though I can do 100% of my job remotely.

Yes, even AFTER I caught the Rona FROM A CO-WORKER.

I know why I feel burnt out, but at this point in my career, the only jobs I can easily get are at like a 20% pay cut for

Oh, then he’s finishing the game he was playing on the commute over. Was probably playing on the bus. Wanted to finish the level/match he was on.  Has his shoes on still, so he doesn’t leave the Foyer.