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True. But to not look like an idiot they should at least be complaining about their own site, that they profit from, being worse than Twitch. They can even do it using the same editorial tools they use to...complain about Twitch.

But don't you want to join my newsletter? Seriously though, I'm with you. 

Unlock on PC. Never found anything that works on mobile that didn’t sap my phone battery with a running app.

I mean they could write an article about their own ads before complaining about others... Since thats all they can do at editorial...

Maybe write an article about how bad your own ads are then? 

Yeah. Kotaku writers need to load this site without an adblock before making any comments how any other service does ads.. Or whether it fucking sucks or not.

How does this compare to browsing kotaku without adblock on? The ads on this site are 1 step away from being the only actual content... 

All they had to do was make you play Abby first (so reverse the halves of the game)and not make the ending angsty misery porn bullshit. The writer(s) clearly hated the characters and wanted to deconstruct the last game more than they wanted to tell a compelling narrative in an equally compelling way.

They still use fax machines. 

I’m thinking of the unnecessary camera pans (one is 30 seconds long), the cs, then open door, then cs section and 1/2 of Neros speech. I love when people know how to cheat skip CS it's so much faster. 

That was handled really badly back then. He’s a shit-heel but Hernandez handled her article and point very badly as a journalist. She’s with Vox Media now (as are most former Kotaku writers) and I was surprised to see the article linked from Polygon wasn’t written by her as a kind of follow-up.

Reviews are opinions based on experiences—they can’t be wrong unless they lie about an obvious/apparent truth. A truer statement would be “Why does so many Kotaku reviews not reflect my opinion?”

I think its the difference between Murder and Killing that the Polygon review focuses on. It seems that in the game there are next to zero instances where you can bypass enemies and not kill them—combat is forced and predetermined most of the time—so your character isn’t killing to survive ala most video games but

Maddy’s Review over at Polygon is an interesting read.

I mean if thats true...the memes are going to be amazing. All evidence points to it being Eye-Vor or Eve-or though.

LMAO HAHAHA Eeyore.

That’s why I said hopefully very little, lol. At least their depiction of Odin is more mythology and less Marvel.

Aloy rules so hard I’m buying Horizon a second time when it launches for PC. I can’t wait o revisit that game.

Not all Assassins wear capes.

Its going to be Viking Odyssey with some new stuff. Hopefully very little of the ISU bs.