As my grandfather used to say: Imagine that you’re buried up to your shoulders in shit and someone throws a bucket of snot at you. What do you do? Stand there or duck?

You libs would absolutely hate it if President Trumps Space Force was a success, wouldn’t you?

Ran when burned.

Coke is disgusting. Like, I don’t even give a shit about how “healthy” it is - it’s just nasty. Drink a real soda, kids.

@snap_understeer_ftw: Thats vodka in his cup....I'm from Sweden I had to say it...