That headlights-below-the-parking lights design like the 1st generation Colorado reminds me of Jake Tucker on “Family Guy”.

The 2 rows of LEDs look light mini light bars, straight from the J.C. Whitney catalog.

I love my Toyota pickup too, it turns 30 this year and although I work the crap out of it, it won’t die. 

A Holden Kingswood.

It’s like the difference between what Clark Griswold ordered and the Wagon Queen Family Truckster he took delivery of.

I was going to add this as a response but it fits well with what you said. GM also lost a lot of long-loyal customers when they filed bankruptcy and GM stock went to zero. Case in point: I grew up in a GM town and my Dad was one of many family members that retired from there. He participated in the employee stock…

Dan Jones, the guy who’s tweet is referenced in the article, is North America SUV Communications Manager for Ford. He was just getting in a dig at GM, and was joking about it being towed by a Zamboni.....

If you’re talking body weight, 1/4 is probably closer

Raise the price, blame it on “tariffs”, problem solved.

Edited to change “Musk” to “Blockheads”

Some water treatment facilities (membrane) use CIP as a maintenance step. I’ve done some work in plants with Zenon (GE) ZeeWeed modules and Clean In Place is a scheduled process.  Apparently it’s a term used in other industries too: Clean in place but I don’t think it’s the version Musk mentioned.

Well, she’s already got her stripper name in place... there’s that.

Whatever happened to “Soul-aids”?

Scat Pack is an informal medical term for constipation.

The customers left in the lurch can sleep easily, safe in the knowledge that they are protected by Consumer Motor Vehicle Recovery Corporation (CMVRC).

<<<< Jezebel is that way, groupie.

“They vehemently hate cops to the point of fabricating bullshit around cases involved [sic] black criminals.”

“If you like Pina Coladas,  and getting caught in the sand.....”

People are voicing their displeasure on the Menchie’s Totem Lake location’s (where the incident happened) Facebook page: