Step 1) Find a low-income neighborhood in an urban area.
BATTLEWAGON666
battlewagon666
Zero fucks. Proper way to race. +100 to these boys for Mopar Powered Madness
I CAN TASTE MY BRAIN
HIS HOLINESS THE HELLA BATTLEWAGON SHALL EXHUME THE CORPSE OF SATAN IN HIS ATTEMPTS TO WIN A SKIP BARBER SEAT AND EVENTUALLY MAKE IT TO INDYCAR.
'Mr. Battlewagon, did you hear that?'
Cannot believe someone beat me to my own design. FUCK THIS, HIS HOLINESS THE HELLA BATTLEWAGON QUITS
This is what happens when we let furries design cars.
*cackles demonically*
FROM THE DESK OF THE NOBLE ONE, THE HELLA BATTLEWAGON:
FROM THE DESK OF HIS HOLINESS, THE HELLA BATTLEWAGON:
The sheer fact that we at some point had a Rocket Car with "Budweiser" painted in bold letters on the side should make all of us goddamn proud Americans.
Asking this question makes you un-Jalop, because we both know that post-split IRL is some of the worst open-wheel chassis designs of all time.
Dude, I was just waxing today to my roommates (who constantly have to tune me out for the fear that I'll continue talking) about exactly how bitchin' it was to cruise in the Chevelle. It was an unbelievable ride.
ORLOVE WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT
Like, how high are you? Because for being the first mainstream Formula 1 film since probably Grand Prix, they did a pretty damn good job with what they had to create a field of cars.
Yuuuup and there's all my tears
Considering Top Gun was my favorite movie growing up, and Archer is my favorite show, I'll probably wake up from this aneurysm-inducing erection probably never.
The Italians contesting an American championship is a sight I truly wish we would have been able to behold.
From deep within the cold, icy depths of Gothenburg and Tom Walkinshaw's testicles, we were gifted with this dangerous, strange hero-beast in the year of our Moose Overlords, 1994. It was built to combat Satan's Nazi-loving Germans in their 318i's, and to stop the dirty, stinking Italians in their Alfas.