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Fuck you guys. This movie is gonna be awesome.

If this doesn't make you horny in some way, please find the nearest exit and let the door hit you on the ass as you leave.

That's a crack pipe if I've ever seen one but goddamn to I want it.

355 Spider. Now that's a mmmph car.

OK Parker, you now have a five-car garage at your house. What do you put in those five garage spots? No limits, just has to have at least two wheels and an engine.

And from the furthest corners of Earth came the invincible warrior that was prophesied would slay the Four-Ringed-Beast and his wheels of Pestilence, War, Famine, and Death. Known by no name, only a number: 240. Carried upon his indestructible bones was the armor of gods, forged with the very hammer of Thor and the…

While I agree with you, by living in the United States I am accustomed to seeing open wheel street circuits be in the worst condition possible. I've lived through both the San Jose and Baltimore launching pad scandals and I can't honestly say how much they'd attempt to fix the streets in NJ. At the very least I would…

And yet, all we can say is thank god because the last thing we need is another boring street circuit designed by that hot dog, lips and asshole brained Tilke.

We're four years behind on this tech. THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN IN 2009 DAMMIT!

Guys, I was there. The tickets were cheaper than any Cup event I've been to, I had a handle of Captain Morgan rum, and at the end of the night I was picking burning embers out of my hair from the best goddamn fireworks show I had ever seen at a track in my whole life.

Ah, well that's usually the kicker for the SPEED debate, is whether you're a NASCAR fan or not.

Here's the problem though - while it may be a great thing that they're going to take SPEED out back behind the shed and put it out of it's misery, we really don't have a replacement network with a coverage plan that truly suits auto racing fans.

I can vouch for the 1965 Chevelle. Goddamn do the Malibus have some good back seats.

Article already declared the winner in the top picture: Volvo 240 station wagon. All the joys of a battlewagon, all the lays of a back seat that folds down to a full-sized bed.

SHE'S NOT EVEN GOING TO DRIVE IT. WHAT THE HELL.

AMERICA. BURNOUT OR GET OUT.

1-5-3-6-2-4 get inline.

Oh hell no. Lights go up and I got hard. We have a winner.

Your post. It reeks of a false superiority complex.