The man is like the Buckaroo Banzai of rally racing.

Jay Penske peed on my face once. In my defense, I told him that Lotus-powered Dragons were slower than his mum getting on top of pit wagon for Brad K.

You are actually the best kind of people on this Earth.

Who cares. Jeff Gordon is a wheelman. That's all that matters.

Are... are you high again?

I don't get it. People actually hate this car and this guy?

All of the haters saying that winning the Indy 500 means less since the split, please remember: You will never race in the Indy 500.

Hey... hey HEY. He's British. Cut him shlack.

Came here to post "The Best of John Force", was clearly beaten to it. The days of him, his Slowsmobile, and Austin Coil were something of sheer magic in the racing world.

If you don't name him Fred, I quit Jalopnik.

34. FUCKING. SKYLINES.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY VANITY PLATE CAN'T READ "TABASCO"?! WHAT KIND OF STATE IS THIS ANYWAY

Jim Utter?

I think you and I both know that every NASCAR fan misses BP in the booth. The man knew how to call a race.

Jim Utter?