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i shall have on my bib, for fortuna.

Caddyshack is your go-to for timeless comedy? Eh, I disagree.

This is crazy. Homestar Runner was/is brilliant and it is sorely missed.

As much as I appreciate the sort of comedy Homestar Runner gave me circa 2004 (my handle wasn’t a dead giveaway?), I know that the youngins today aren’t going to find it hilarious like I used to. It’s no Mel Brooks comedy that can stay relatively evergreen in terms of delivering laughs (Hi, Blazing Saddles).

Ask a lot of young people, and they’ll tell you Caddyshack isn’t remotely funny, and is in fact painfully unfunny, so... there goes that theory?

Got mine about an hour ago, works fine on the GameCube. So yeah. It’s a GameCube controller.

I could totally see it as being, like, they’re playing off the idea that the MC only “registers” certain things as important to pay attention to, and therefore so should the player (i.e. he’s The Quiet Man not just because he’s deaf but because he’s a quiet dude with little interest in the world around him in general);

Except that it’s locked behind a 1 week timer before the version with audio is unlocked. I watched Giant Bomb play thought the whole thing yesterday and, wow, to call it The Room of video games would be an understatement.

So, that’s a young clone of Tom Brady right? I mean, everyone sees that right?

Apparently, theres a new game+ mode where all the audio is restored for the videos.  This shows that they were just like “fuck it, i dont feel like being nuanced about the sound.  Just get rid of all of and call it mysterious until the second playthrough.”

What Trusted Reviews did not do was verify the identity of the leaker or where the information came from, according to three people familiar with the situation. Nobody at Trusted Reviews knew whether this document was stolen or otherwise obtained via illicit means, those people said”

It would be pretty dangerous to include anything from Advance Wars because people would then take it as a sign that Advance Wars is coming back.

Please give me a Tails where you can grab characters while flying and just drop them over the edge.

True, but people said the same about Duck Hunt, remember.

I really doubt Nintendo gives a shit about the self-inflicted angst of redditors.

This was admittedly a disappointing Nintendo Direct. Incineroar doesn’t sit right with me, for whatever reason, but Piranha Plant went from WTF to hilarious troll moment for me. Sure Sakurai, I’ll take the weird. We need more weird.

Small wonder why more devs are reluctant if not completely hostile to trying to connect with the base that plays the games they make. While I do doubt that NCL is actively following the fanbase, I’m sure they are made aware by employees who’s job is to wade into that maelstrom and suss out to the dev team how the

seeing Chorus Kids should’ve been a surefire sign from the beginning that it was fake.

I know you mean Castlevania Alucard, but I really wanted you to mean Hellsing Ultimate Alucard

Everyone knows Spartans can only achieve sexual arousal and climax by teabagging the fallen bodies of the opposite team.