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It’s probably faster to just call an asshole goose a ‘goose’. Because they’re all super aggressive assholes. I know logically they’re birds, and I could probably punch one in it’s tiny head and it would straight up die. But they’re spawned straight from hell, and when one starts running at you, hissing and flapping

Calling a goose an asshole is just redundant. 

My dog is now nearly twelve years old, and is on the low end of the “large breed” weight class, so he’s probably only got another year or two in him.

When he was younger, he’d end up doing the breaststroke in the dirt, straining at his leash, trying desperately to get at turkeys, geese, ducks, and anything else we’d

I once saw a dog pick a fight with a Canada goose in Boston Common. It was a lab, and the dog got whupped. Shithawks indeed.

My wife and I live on the southern shore of Lake Erie, and in our area, Canada geese (and it still drives me nuts that they are called “Canada geese,” and not “Canadian geese”) are a protected international species.

This means that the geese cannot be harmed, harassed, or “molested” in any way, shape, or form. I think

I dunno if you played the Witcher 3 at all, but there were a couple of guys who had acne on their nose in that too. BUT there is a caveat; the faces for more generic characters were very detailed, but they also reused them for multiple people (which I don’t mind, but might bother you)

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I don’t think he was complaining about the daylight. Just saying that the general cyberpunk aesthetic is usually night time so this is a change. A good one in my opinion.

I guess that’s going to depend on how complex their AI is and how often you can disrupt them. A lot of games can handle a ton of people milling about so long as you cannot really interact with them.

I’m mesmerized by the texture maps - they intentionally gave that guy flawed skin. You can see the acne scarring and bumps. That’s kinda brilliant.

I’m in on ascetic and good will alone

Presentation graphics here. It could be downgraded a bit for release. 

when i read that this game will run on a standard Xbox One and PS4...

I am enjoying the look of this so far.

Right now it’s a video of a guy walking around for me and I’m seeing things like elevators with interact-able UIs, daylight, elevators, etc. and I’m pretty much in. The big thing is daylight, I’m so used to cyberpunk things being like night time all the friggin time. 

See a gazebo? Hit it!

Your points are so much better because your not in the greys, everyone not in the greys makes the best comments. Lol, I've been reading this site for dang near ten years.  Just never really wanted to comment much. Oh so morally superior, what a turd

Yout can change Cyberpunk 2077 in NerfNow with Winds of Winter and it will still be correct.

While were talking D&D here I personally have never played but have many friends who do and am interested in playing. I even created a comical character to play as. His name is Rumple Derp Mcfuffleflumper, and yes the P in derp is silent. He is the brother of Rumple stealskin, better known as Rumple Stiltskin who is a

Fantasy is more, exactly; the author of this article though has exactly as reductive a take—low to no magic is the ‘best’ type of fantasy.