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Hey Jason, this isn’t a dig at you but would you clarify the article to say that the spoiler in the trailer spoils the DLC? I figured you meant it spoiled the base game. Was wrong. I don’t care all that much so it’s not like I have a horse in this race, but it might be nice for other folk. Just a suggestion!

And this is where I will unashamedly change the subject and ask have you played The Witcher 3? (Like I said, I have no shame. That’s a damn good game.)

Is that from in-game or is it cosplay? I honestly can’t tell. I’m leaning towards game. I’m amazed that I even have to ask that. We live in the future.

Mmm, you’re right. I missed the part where he’s 22 and saw where he mentioned he was “moving to attend college.” Made me think he was a high schooler. Good catch.

Holy shit. That’s fucked up.

Sounds like he might be a highschooler recently in college, although I’m not sure about that. It would be a much bigger commitment if neither party has a car or at least consistent access to one. That’s a big transition time, yo.

I.... I was being facetious.

Exceptions that prove the rule :) (I always hate this argument, haha)

People are making good counterpoints below, but I still think you make a good point. I mean, I’m stealing borrowing my brother’s WiiU and buying a copy of Zelda before I’m buying Horizon, even though Horizon has been one of my most anticipated games on the PS4 for a long long time. I don’t think Horizon will suffer

Yup. This is the same principle that teachers use to develop critical thinking. If a student working a problem is frustrated, they have to employ critical thinking to overcome the problem. Problems that don’t generate frustration don’t enable critical thinking, and are usually just solved with repetition (which is a

This was much of the joy of Final Fantasy XV, for me. The visual design was so spot on that I was able to forget a lot of the technical flaws of the game and just enjoy living in the world for a couple (cough, 90 some) hours. Luckily, I hear Zelda has that wonder WITHOUT the technical flaws. Can’t wait to play it.

Korok seed puzzles have an innate video game logic to them, a sort of design sense that Nintendo truly excels at. Just look at Mario: how do we often just know the location of a hidden block, invisible to the sight? How do we know that in a side-scrolling Donkey Kong level, it might be worth going to the left, rather

Everything about this article makes me happy on the inside. Especially knowing that you can climb trees in-game. I can’t wait to play this and spend stupid amounts of hours just climbing trees.

That’s a weighty statement. I hope it’s true.

Ahem. May I suggest, Plink?

For some reason my mind goes straight to Keanu Reeves. I blame John Wick 2.

Huh, I had no idea this game was so close to release. Glad to hear it’s phenomenal. It ought to be exactly what fans are looking for. I’m surprised to hear the facial animations are poor (the faces look lovely and very real in the trailer footage), any chance we could get some follow up info on that bit?

Artist seems to have a fetish for characters with extra hands/arms.

Happens a couple of times that the people have too many hands. I think it’s intentional, but I really have no idea. Could just be an oversight.