battleturkey
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battleturkey

This is excellent and your comment deserves to be higher. Also, I’m positive he does this for the sake of the character, much like old Colbert.

Conan’s funny, he obviously does most of this for the act. And damn if it wasn’t funny, haha. I’m so looking forward to this game.

Intelligent and gracious even though he has to know his audience would absolutely eat up a slam fest on Trump. What a dude.

Serious question Re: Levine picture:

I’m the one resident conservative who reads Jezebel, I suppose, heh.

From some of your other comments it seems that you have... *opens DSM V* obsessive compulsive sidequest completion disorder, or OCSCD. It’s a terrible thing. Terrible thing.

I know. I was just confirming for you that the Steam version works fine. Nuance is easily lost in the comments section.

Open worlds with linear stories and leveled enemies are the perfect compromise, I think.

I liked Oblivion’s map. It was a perfect compromise between paper and helpful.

First ES game I played was Morrowind on Steam. Ran just fine (well, by the standards of an Elder Scrolls game).

Odd, the graphics settings for your images look atrocious. Is that just from the quality of the screenshots? I mean, those shots look like some of the beta versions of the game that we saw, not the latest footage.

The Great Gate of Kiev is always appropriate, anywhere. What a fantastic piece.

Question: why do things like demos come to specific regions? I mean, Squeenix knows they have a yuuuge customer base in the US, so why not try and drive up sales here as well? If the demo is already developed (and even seems to just be cut out of the first section of the game) then wouldn’t it be literally no work to

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I’d just like to point out that this is the theme song of the game.

preach.

just 23 days until you never hear from me again

Blade Runner

Your commentary made me giggle. Just thought you should know.

That’s kind of awesome. I’m not voting for Clinton, but that’s kind of awesome. God bless America.

To clarify: this ISN’T a re-release of the original 2 FF games, and is a sequel (thing?) to the iOS/Android game? And only in Japan.