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*rolls with it*

I enjoy the gold-cover for Skyward Sword. Then again, I also enjoyed the game immensely so the internet will just assume I have no taste.

I told myself it was fake. I told myself John Cena was going to rear his glorious head halfway through. Never have I been so glad to be proven wrong.

I hope all they change is some graphical overhauls. I don’t think the graphics in that game aged well, but every other part of it certainly did.

Ya just made my day, Jason, ya just made my day...

Congrats to you and your wife, that’s awesome! And thanks for the advice, I’ll keep it in mind next time.

She’s really quite lovely, although good Lord what is that thing she’s wearing? (Side note: I mean the crazy peacock bikini, her hair looks amazing.) I guess this is why I stay away from fashion shows and the like.

I’ll take it. I’ll take it in a heartbeat over Trump/Carson.

That gives me a little bit of a confidence boost then. I always assume most of the girls I’m interested in are out of my league (well, they are, but ya know.... miracles happen).

I feel like you’re using the textbook definition of conservatism outside of the context of the world that we live in. If, for the sake of argument, I were to apply the textbook definition of ‘liberal’ to the flag situation (textbook definition of liberal meaning open to new ideas), I could say that it’s liberal to

Don’t be ridiculous ;)

Hm. I’m not sure how common it is for conservatives to support the confederate flag (nobody I know does) but that’s besides the point.

Agreed. I would argue that the Mizzou protests are getting a little bit out of hand (I go to a U of M college so I’ve been hearing about this non-stop) but they’re certainly no Ferguson and I don’t expect they will be. I’d love to see more of my fellow college students organizing demonstrations like this. Campuses are

That’s.... really interesting. I am white and conservative (although not particularly tied to the identity that comes with both of those.) Would you care to elaborate bit more about this third side? I’m genuinely curious. As you can probably imagine, most of my friends are white and conservative, and the media only

Star Wars is most of my childhood and hopefully most of my adulthood too, I enjoy the prequel trilogy and eagerly await the new trilogy. Pants suits look nice. Selfies should be slowly phased out of the world and used sparingly. Shonda Rhimes seems like a very successful lady and PoC and I wish her all of the best.

One minor note—and you really did a very great job with this article—stuck out to me in the sentence describing Sue Rubin, “a woman diagnosed as low-functioning autistic.” I’m not exactly sure how recent of a development this is, but the better way to phrase that would be to say a woman diagnosed with severe-autism.

That’s beautiful. I really love your interpretation of the ending there. You seriously made my day.

Wait a minute, I must have missed something. Why are all the Jezzie readers hating on Chloe? Did I miss something?

If those comments had been towards a woman, we wouldn’t call it a joke. We’d call it harassment. There’s a difference between making a joke and being an ass who takes cheap shots on the internet.

That’s a politicians answer right there. Have you ever considered running for office? :D Not sticking to labels is admirable. I think you and I could be friends.