“playing like a girl means you’re... ‘incredible, winning, talented, powerful’”

Speed 2? WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT A THING??

To be fair, crude language (I know it’s really really minor, but...) is generally frowned upon by our Commander in Chief. I personally can’t recall any other presidents in my (short) lifespan who swore while in office. On the one hand it’s refreshing, on the other hand it’s slightly demeaning to the office. Just for…

inb4 literally every commentor

Alternately, teach yourself how to do the opposite of these to make yourself more attractive to a potential partner. Thanks, Lifehacker!

...SHUT UP. ;)

The Venator-class Star Destroyer,^[1] also known as the Venator-class Destroyer,^[13] Republic attack cruiser,^[3] and later Imperial attack cruiser,^[14]was one of the capital ships used extensively by the Galactic Republic during the later parts of the Clone Wars, as well as by the Galactic Empire.

You shut your whore mouth. That’s a sexy ship. I too want 100 of them and I will fight you to the death for them.

Grant would only win because his facial hair gives him +3 manliness. Strip that and what even is he? Pudge. Jackson looks like a Renaissance composer and he still manages to be a badass.

Just curious: which big games support co-op multiplayer? I only have one controller and haven’t even considered getting another, just because it doesn’t seem worth it since all multiplayer is online now.

PC gamer here and proud owner of a PS4. Stop being rude.

Hey, Andrew Jackson was an asshole and a bit of an idiot but he was a friggin sweet asshole/idiot. That was the closest thing we were ever gonna get to Han Solo as president (except maybe Teddy Roosevelt or young Reagan.)

You know, in the interests of fairness, I agree with Carson’s point but I’m going to have to give your opinion some thought. I’ve never thought about it in that way and it’s definitely an interesting viewpoint, thanks for the new outlook.

Luke Skywalker confirmed as Republican! Yay! Now I actually have somebody representing the GOP that I won’t feel guilty about voting for!

...yeah I’m not a huge fan of KH’s story either. Again, my brother would kill me for that. He seems to think it’s a brilliant move on their part. God knows why.

FFXV looks like it’s going to draw the perfect line between epic and silly, sort of like Kingdom Hearts for grown ups (if my brother reads that sentence he’d kill me - HUGE KH fan.) Silly costumes would fit the mood perfectly.

I guess that would be cool in the sense that this game won’t appeal as much to girls, but as a dude I’m really looking forward to a giant bro roadtrip without any girls to cause drama. Just boys being boys.

If it helps, I for one have stopped pre-ordering games in large part due to the reporting that Kotaku has done. I know I can’t be the only one. It may be small, but it’s something.

Life for the innocent, death for the guilty. That’s essentially the logic.

I’m glad it’s not just Americans that pull crazy shit like this. Well, I’m not glad, but you know. It makes me feel less worse about us.