"When someone asks me if I'm a god, I say yes!"

Of course, some may suggest that there are other, additional factors, such as the fact that one of the Ghostbusters is dead, and another continues to demonstrate zero interest.

"The Teddy McArdle Free School in New Jersey doesn’t look, sound, or operate like most people’s idea of a school. . . . [S]tudents[,] working with power tools[,] capture[] . . . screaming . . . parents[!] Fuck[!]"

Alive?

In that case, I recommend skipping Boyhood and instead checking out the Fritz Lang classic M.

We don't need to celebrate JK Simmons now, and avoiding such unnecessary celebrations is more important than ever before?

I agree—we need to celebrate JK Simmons now, but that need is no greater than it has been in the past.

A Stash of Wings

A Dance With Donuts

"Winter is binging."

Like how Sansa Stark looks like Boy George?

For never was a story of more woe
Than this of Juliet and her anal beau.

“So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into dat ass."

"It's supposed to feel off for a reason."

Films are made by fools like me,
But only Fox fucked up Alien 3

I saw a Predator drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic's—his mandibles were perfect.

"Share it 2,000,000 times and we will remake Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday."

Don't worry, I feel terrible for writing it.

But it's not encouraging that McGregor has asked to be billed as "Jewin' McGregor."

"I once fucked a piece of liver! Do you believe that happy crappy?"