The best combination of remorselessness and apparent invincibility is probably Gregor Clegane.

I'd say if you think it's a cool idea then you should see it—at worst it's an interesting failure. I also don't think the way it was shot created a monotonous or one-note mood. At times there's a lot of camera movement but there are also a lot of long takes of characters just having conversations. I didn't find it…

The sigil of House Cosby is a glass of red wine beneath two mysterious white pills. Their words are, "Think about what this could do to your career."

Winter is coming. If you, uh, catch my drift.

Season Nine, Episode 9

"Ser Ilyn—bring me his head!"

"Tower of Joy" is Martin's latest nickname for Sam Tarley's penis.

Yeah, it's important not to imp on the details.

When he writes around a plot hole he really writes around a plot hole, know what I mean?

"Come with me if you don't want to live."

Don't worry, the administration is preparing a slate of targeted sanctions designed to isolate and degrade Depp's music career.

I wouldn't say that having at least minimal diplomatic and economic relations with a country implies that we think its leadership is "okay." It's our default setting with virtually every nation on earth, good, bad or ugly.

If we're talking the Shawshank-era Atlanta Braves then they will forever, and always, be six games behind the Pedro Martinez/Larry Walker Montreal Expos. For fans of Les Expos it is always August 11, 1994.

Late night TV lost its revolutionary zeal after the CIA canceled The Chevy Che Show.

Don't worry, he's dead inside.

If I could only live to see it, to be there with you. What I wouldn't give for twenty more years! Here we are—protected, free to make our profits without NBC, the goddamn networks and the FCC. Ninety miles away, in partnership with a friendly government. Ninety miles! It's nothing! Just one small step, looking for a…

Yeah, that's the kind of thing that's essentially meaningless, because it could either mean that she thinks she's too good to talk to the help, or that she'd just prefer to initiate a conversation if she feels like it, and keep to herself if she'd rather do that. Frankly, if I could send out a rider to every cabbie…

I've read some hilariously detailed and specific tour riders, but in general it's never struck me as bad behavior on the part of a band or musician. If you're going to be traveling around the country (or world) for months on end, and you have the pull to ask that each venue provide you with the creature comforts of…

He remains, for now, the only recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize who has also commanded a fleet of killer robots.

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