Oh, shit! There goes the planet.

[Looks at the camera with a slightly wide-eyed "I don't know how to reply to that" expression]

But apparently they managed to find the most Office-esque possible role for him:

James Badge Dale plays a devil-may-care Green Beret named Rip Rubicon.

You're right about Robert's lineage, his grandfather married a younger Targaryen princess, Rhaelle. I can never keep these fictional family trees straight. But, according to the fan wiki, Rhaelle's father (Aegon the Unlikely) married a non-Targaryen at a time when his chances of becoming king were so remote that the…

Yeah, my sense is that the danger of cousin marriage, and attempts to restrict it, have more to do with its broader social impact than with the possibility of unhealthy offspring. The Habsburgs are a famous example of the latter danger, but societies where intra-family marriage creates strong clans/tribes and…

The night is dark and full of Sabres.

What about Starship Shtuppers?

I prefer the subtle pleasures of Enema.

WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, SER JAIME???

I prefer The Poon is a Harsh Mistress.

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single woman in possession of a good sex life, must be in want of a lube. That's why Jane Austen recommends Astroglide and Prejudice.

"Thank you so much for giving me Needle."

Not enough incest!

I preferred his series of legal thrillers, The Adventures of Tom's Lawyer

Hey, it worked for Ginger Rogers!

CAN YOU SMELL THE ONION ON MY BELT???

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Fun fact: Funny People is exactly the same length as Goodfellas.

I thought Nolan really nailed the editing in Mementoe.