Nolan was clearly telling a very personal story when he made Insteption.

You can always tell you're watching an Apatow movie just from the inventive camera movement and the lush visuals.

You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

No, he meant to write "vicious booty."

What did you think was in the link—a shark or something?

TMZ has already posted exclusive leaked footage:

"Let's get outta here, Ed—these people are vaaaampires!"

So when did da nut take ovuh da nut house?

More like, Poopitur Descending, amirite?

They Came to Devour Uranus!

"Is pack-in time" one of these sex euphemisms kids are using these days?

"Shaaaaarts on the waaater / Farting in the sky"

They've already cast the male lead in Idiotking's downbeat 50 Shades spinoff:

Those lies really tied the site together, did they not?

The last story I read in there was really disjointed.

Later this week, at CineCraft's apartment . . .

"But after the horror movie I seen today—robots! piers full of robots!—my kid'll be lucky if he's even punching numbers five years from now!"

RALPH WIGGUM: Monstrous. Twisted. I drew him forth myself. He was scaled like a lizard, blind, with the stub of a tail and small leather wings like the wings of a bat. When I touched him, the flesh sloughed off the bone, and inside he was full of graveworms and the stink of corruption. He had been dead for years.

The House of the Deep Frying

What is bread may never rye.