Sean — and I say this with an incredible amount of respect for you as a writer (one of my favorites on the internet), a journalist, and a person — this is legitimately clickbait bullshit. The mountain of qualifiers heaped in the second half of this article practically unwrites the first and proves that point. Except…

Or because human memory is imperfect. Especially if alcohol is involved.

This is a garbage hitpiece. I thought the AV Club had better editing/research standards than this.

I actually compete at Smash monthly. And I enjoy how seriously you are taking this very, very serious list. Have a great day, IceSprite!

She was robbed (literally) of that election, dragged through the dirt for the stupidest reasons by an entire party that gleefully admitted to trying to destroy her, and she has more than earned her right to vent about the unbelievable shit show that was last year.

He is the only role model of original the Rocky franchise.

Real question- how can you like Rocky better than Apollo? I’ve recently seen all the classic Rocky movies, and firmly believe that Creed is a much more interesting character.

Rock- a dumb guy, down on his luck who works hard in order to ascend past his station despite being manipulated by the people around him. A true…

Its not his job to entice a company to support their own games. His job is to play the game and support and hype the community. Its not like this is some weird free agency thing going on, Nintendo is behind the curve here and deserves the shit it gets.

How the fuck is Kawhi landing on Zaza’s foot ‘Zaza Pachulia came down hard on Kawhi Leonard’s foot’?

“What were you thinking? You could have been robbed!”

If you’re too lazy to read this blog, here, I made it in meme form.

Voting for Kawahi is like craft beer for pretentious NBA stat nerds, who for some reason need a reason to discredit an otherwise all time great individual effort by Westbrook, “This KawahiPA over here is just so exquisite, I don’t think i can ever go back to looking at basketball the same way” .... “Who even came up…

America is so fucked right now because the Government has turned the keys to the kingdom over to corporations.

Joanna, you didn’t include the most relevant tweet

More words, please? It’s ok to be attacked simply because you own a Porsche and a boat? Are you seriously attempting to make that argument?

God’s Debris is the first non-Dilbert, non-humor book by best-selling author Scott Adams

Shutup idiot

“And its not like OKC doens’t have talent” 

It was then that Fujibayashi and his team realized they’d made something special a very big mistake.

Are you thinking of Adrian Peterson? Different guy.