I read this right after eating poutine. Mistakes were made.

The owls are not what they seem.

So much thank you for this. I once had a guy I was dating put a leash on me for the first time in my life & he said, as soon as it was on, chuckling, "And you call yourself a feminist." We didn't go out after that because WTF.

Okay, I keep looking at this and I can't make sense of it:

Simmer down, Santorum.

I'm in scuba diving gear right now, sexing a merman with two penises who is whipping me with my elementary school ruler. Tell me I'm not special.

I told you I was freaky.

Trust me: they are.

saturated

if they're going to hire a chemical safety advisor or whatever, it should be someone with a chemistry degree, not a business degree.

Actually, what's important is that normal people can see a woman with a body shape that's just one example of zillions. Her breasts are uneven, like a goodly portion of women. She is quite small - not just in weight but in bone structure - and has been teased a lot for her smile, teeth, and breasts.

I put on my "don't rape me face" today and had ten men tell me to smile.

I have one glorious chance to use this GIF in this context, and here it is:

...That pedantry though.

I've been solidly in her corner ever since she sampled a Radiohead song. I hope that she follows her weird impulses wherever they take her. I also hope that she and Jaden rebel against their parents by not becoming Scientologists.

"Then I would be devastating. I'd know exactly how to please a woman, I'd know exactly where to put my fingers, where to put my tongue, where to put my – his I should say – his fingers, his tongue. Think about violinists, think about what they can do with their fingers."

Sorry, pal, you can't silence the TRUTH.

Lesbian Shit-Asses