Tough sport. The losers suffer the agony of defeat and they have to mount and balance all those tires.

You're telling me they don't just point security cameras at the sky on the off-chance that a plane crashes into them? THIS IS WHAT MY TAXES PAY FOR?!

The Bush Administration:

I'm always amazed when someone thinks the Bush Administration successfully pulled off one of the largest and most high profile, publicly visible conspiracies in the history of human civilization and then managed to keep it a secret.

I have no idea if that Star Wars quote at the end is this guy's email signature, or if he just thought that would be the perfect zinger to end his scathing rant with.

I've never been more impressed with an Alabama fan. Look at that math!

you are hereby ordered to yell "U Mad?????" right in his face, many times over.

I know you're a huge commenter on Deadspin but that's a really shitty thing to post about someone getting murdered. Was that lame joke really THAT important that you just couldn't refrain from posting it?

Did the raunchy white boys kill the boyfriend too or is that one of the details you're not sure of?

more proof the sport is getting soft, in high school I was a 32 year old two time UFC welterweight champion, and if I complained like GSP my coach would have whooped my ass and had me run laps til I puked

But remember - some people abuse the welfare system, so it must be abolished.

On the plus side, the sentence doesn't have a period.

Nah, you just hang around 100% shitty people and it skews your assumptions about what a "true fight fan" is.

What you should do is murder everyone you know and then yourself and I think it'll give you a bit more perspective

By "against their will" he means they are trying to remain standing while opposing players are dragging them to the ground. You can come down off your soapbox now.

So you mean team sports will have to change their cultures to match every other place in the civilized world, then? Well, isn't that a goddamned shame.

Citing Ditka as a voice of reason for anything does not further any argument.

I believe the point of the article after Drew pointed out this very fact was that he jokingly applying his own experience with relationships to the idea of special "men's rights" tailored to justify his own inoffensive-to-himself-but-offensive-to-his-spouse habits in order to mock the concept that "men's rights" are…

"Fuck the Browns."

Yeah it's not really manufactured. Believe it or not, veterans are protective of the uniform they once wore.