All you pearl-clutchers are strangely pro-Nico in a season that has seen both of them act ridiculous, petty and childish. Hamilton seems to always be the guy who should rise above when the same isn’t expected of Rosberg. Did you not see they boxed each others’ G-Wagens in? THAT IS THE LEVEL OF DUMBDICKERY WE ARE AT.…

I think I know what you are going for but you should workshop it and come back.

And I love your Scharpling and Wurster name! Gonna whip you with a chain!

Thanks! You are the first person to ever get the reference.

I dunno, a brain made of hair would be pretty dumb.

I kid because I love (Shade Court).

“Delicate viscousness”??????????

Yea I agree completely.

Holy shit!

Also, you don’t need a smoker. I grilled the spatchcocked bird last year.

You can buy the offal and neck separately here. Spatchcock and smoke the bird, perhaps with some offal bits in the smoker as well and have a wonderful turkey AND gravy in a couple hours!

The Family was straight-up raping children, so it doesn’t surprise me this happened to you.

California was awash in cults starting in the 50s, with its peak in the 70s. Scientology is just one of many, many predatory cults of personality that sprang from that fertile time as beatniks, then hippies became disillusioned with their own counter-culture ideologies. This disillusionment led them to…

The DB7 is kind of depressing. :(

YES PLEASE DIE ON THIS HILL YOU UNREPENTANT PIECES GARBAGE!

Something to carve canyons and rock crawl. Ok buddy.

Any time they perform “I can’t go for that” is doooooooooope!

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THAT IS AN APPLE PUMPKIN PIE YOU GET THAT FILTH TALK OUT YOUR MOUTH!